My iPhone 5’s battery was fucked after 3.5 years

Went into Apple Store for first time in my life

They took phone, I walked around for a half hour

Went back, they replaced battery because it was a known issue for free

Used phone for another year before giving it to a friend

…I get jokes

looks at upvote to downvote ratio

…no.

man microwave

I mash the stop/clear button until it makes more beeps than the microwave would have made if I let the time expire.

“I just wish he kept his knotted beast dick…”

Not to you, but to others was

Oh my gawd that was 25 years ago. I am so old D:

Oooo I saw Ratatat the first time I got high on weed in public. They were incredible! I didn’t realize they got popular!

I was talking to a coworker at my last job about how fracking introduces dangerous chemical into the water supply, and a random guy we never talk to came up and said “OH YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT FRACKING” like his job depended on it… we were not at all related to fracking

One of my IP addresses was banned too! But I’m using a VPN, so I just clicked a button to get a new one.

I have a tango as well! They’re excellent toys!

That’s fair. I have one for other things and I love it very much.

Oh yah it only happened once to him in like a decade.

…it didn’t stop him from doing that, and it never happened again! I was just scary.

My mate used daily contacts for weeks until one ripped in half when he tried to take it out and got stuck in his eye and he couldn’t see so he asked me to help take it out but I couldn’t.

Luckily, my partner could.

Be careful!

Get a We-Vibe Touch! It’s got a silicone exterior and it goes from little vibrations to fairly strong.

What an awful way to run a game hahaha. I had more complaints but I forgot them after so many years. Completely predatory game.

I don’t think that a single downvote is worth paying attention to.

I picked up Destiny 2 during computer launch, because I never got to play the first one and saw all of the hype. I played through the main story, which I thought was pretty good… the audio and visuals were stellar. Then I went to go do world stuff with people to level up, and found everything shallow and same-y.

There also was NO FUCKING TEXT CHAT. There was a box you could type text into, but it didn’t work to chat with people around you stupid baffling decision. They added text chat later, making it opt-in which meant nobody used it.

The one raid was okay. Not a lot of combat in it.

Strikes got boring quickly.

I played through the main game and the two first expansions that came with my deluxe edition. There were no random rolls on equipment, meaning everything was the same. I joked that they would add them in with the first expansion that requires me to pay… and they did just that. I never paid. I just quit. Fuck em. No I guess they took the whole ass campaign out, which is stupid because that was a pretty fun part if the game. I’m never touching a Destiny game again.

Mine does not vibrate when I’m sleeping.