Gross

That’s a butt plug.

Based

The concept of having $20MM in my lifetime, never mind actually spending that much annually, is insane.

Jesus Christ.

Whoa! This sounds rad.

Chances she’ll be placed by another out of touch geriatric millionaire?

I really enjoy the Wisecrack YouTube channel for my philosophy phix.

So we suiciding or what? Only slightly kidding.

Same

My b-hole winked when I read this.

Be careful around popcorn kernels when you’ve got an old filling.

…but rather a malevolent whisper from the abyss. It beckoned me toward an abyssal abyss…

This is poetry.

I can’t decipher what the original story was.

Hadn’t heard of this but stoked to try it out!

I don’t know what to do. I’m in my 40s, making good money, but I can’t stay here. Worried that I’ll leave for another hellscape. Don’t trust my own judgement anymore.

Kind of want to start my own thing but that’s a whole other level of scary.

742 days. I hate this new job way more than my old one. :-(

Time to ban hospitals.

This is the answer. Confirmed.

I like Topher. His podcast was charming as heck.