I’ve graduated from the Squidward school of hard knocks but Im trying to model myself as more of a Squilliam these days.

Any idea where the Squilliam School of Applied Fuckery is located?

Why does this feel like forbidden knowledge

Ooh ah ah ah ah

Remember the last 8 months of political bullshit

You might be surprised to learn that words often have different meanings and sometimes they can be nouns or adjectives

My grandmother called me a braindead bastard once when i was like…9

Neither of those adjectives were applicaple to me considering i was in the gifted courses in school and her son is my father who had already married my mother when they had me

Ok but how did the mustard seed popcorn taste?

Why else would it be called teabagging?

Thats how you’re supposed to check if your tea has been sweetened properly before consumption

Bros 'tism yearns for the smithy

“Im not trying to be overly sensitive i genuinely just dont get the joke. Explain it to me. Make it funny.”

You monster

White onions for me

Every single time i accidentally eat any white onion that hasnt been cooked into mush my brain immediately decides it has just eaten a cockroach and it must be ejected. For good measure better evacuate the stomach too

The far right complaining about the liberal left’s agenda when many of the left dont even have a gender

FYI lemmy is a Progressive Web App you can install from your mobile browser of choice

Never bothered with any 3rd party apps

Im sure there are games that wouldnt even work so i technically didnt even play them but ill list a couple of games that i tried playing, hated, and uninstalled almost immediately

They both had the same problem.

Days gone and Red Dead Redemption 2.

I tried to force myself into enjoying rdr2 because it was supposedly that good. For the first few hours i kept asking myself when does the game start? When do i actually get to play?

Days gone i only made it maybe an hour before i quit and uninstalled.

I want to play a game not watch an interactive movie

Its extra funny because they are on a beach… surrounded by water

How dare you make me remember discrete math this early in the morning

Cinematic masterpiece

My favorite part is all of the background minions bopping along

The music video for Genghis Khan by Miike snow

“Its a good thing as long as it hurts the right people”

Fuck that. Be better than them.

Its such a low bar it should be easy