To avoid this, you need to succeed in the roll of evasion against the toll roads notification of toll evasion

Yeah, I’d be pretty embarassed too if I offered my shed skin to some complete stranger.

Unfortunately Earth is mostly below the horizon for this one. :(

And if you ask a cosmologist what the universe is made of, they go “Well, there’s a lot of dark matter, and even more dark energy. And then there’s a tiny bit of some matter or something idk lol.”

Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own shotgun.

They still seem to be used a lot in countries like the UK where I guess they want to feel like steampunk engineers every time they want to get the correct temperature of water come out of their taps.

Hey, this is a repost. I swear I saw this yesterday somewhere.

I never really followed ctrl+alt+del, which is prolly part of the reason. Only heard about the drama that specific comic strip caused second hand.

I didn’t get it either, so I tried googling “Loss”.

I think it’s to do with this thing. Specifically the alignment of the little pins in the DVI port seem to be the same as for the “minimalist version of Loss” thing mentioned there on the wiki.

I have a hazy recollection of that comic from way back yonder, and it causing some sort of a hassle. Apparently the minimalist version is some meme, now? Or always has been?

I don’t know why… But I really hate it when people write like this… Actually… Now that I think about it… I actually do know why…

Padme: How did you know my fetish?! I’ve only told about it to Ob… solutely no one.

Hey, that’s unfair. He also figured out that if things push at each other, they get pushed.

Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.

I want to learn your secret walking techniques capable of destroying entire anthills with every step.

The annoying part is that there is no well-known notation for showing percentage points, so people use % for both percentages and percentage points.

Snake rockmineral oil.

Oh come on that’s just nonsense. Let’s stick to real science here please.

All you need to do is make sure that the area has been sweeped by chronotron particles filtered through a multiphasic tachyon diffractor.

The best part about this is that it implies pooping makes a “pmooht” sound.

…which sounds pretty accurate tbh

Look at all the stuff in your house. That’s not minimalist at all! You need to throw it all away, and instead buy iMinimalTable, for only $499.

Then buy iMinimalTable 2 next year.

For bonus points shoot it into deep space. Maybe some alien civilization will run into it trillions of years from now.