Friday, Bong is lit; We vibing, bruh

DROGGELBECHER!

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You wanna tell me a Crab made this Apple?!

Professional Bull-rider?

Aren’t Private Jets the Yachts of the Sky?

Such a Cutie! :3 Was she snoring?

You know the Blimps are the buses of the Air, they say.

Break their Skull with a Keyboard and shove a Mouse up their Ass.

Ah damn. They stopped the Challenge where you get 1 Million USD if you can prove you have Paranormal Powers.

something something CIA something something USA WORSE!

J…just don’t eat them.

Whoops wrong file.

DO NOT PRINT COCK.STL ITS NOT AN ANIMAL.

No, but I give you the file so you can print you own chicken! 🐔

Du bist ein scheiß Rassist und jetzt sieh zu das du Land gewinnst!

Happy now?

Don’t worry! I got you.

Keep it warm and cuddly and it will rise to a full cat!

We can send more Eggs.

Can I interest you in more Eggs?

You spilled your cat!