SPRUNTnsfw

Nah, 'man. Windows are for the views.

I must have very good hearing because I can hear that at arm’s length.

Maybe I should respond to those spam messages looking for Dr. SPRUNTnsfw…

Any age is a good age for a Nazi to die.

You vote in the men’s locker room at the gym?

Why spend your money when he can keep it for himself?

Aliens, eh? What’s their platform?

It’d be cruel if the shark was alive while he did it.

What the fuck makes Apple think they have the right to not only spy on my private communications, but to also censor conversations between me and my wife?

Probably because it’s likely some douchenozzle trying to nail down the perfect AI voice for whatever slop he’s gonna try to sell.

Clown closet.

The Epstein files.

Trump is afraid of the Epstein files.

I’ve seen you comment a few times about doing it “too much”, but that’s pretty ambiguous given the wide range of sexuality. There are people who are asexual and have no interest, there are people with high sex drives where “once a day” is the average, and people with sex overdrive who let it rule their life.

Maybe you just have a higher sex drive than you think you “should”. Without the context of knowing what you consider “too much” it’s difficult to have an opinion on whether it’s an actual problem or a perceived problem.

Also, that time right after you finish and everything feels disgusting and you’re wondering WTF you’re doing… That’s the refractory period. This is a biological effect ‘designed’ to stop you from going right back at it and scooping your sperm out, thus reducing the chance of pregnancy. Women typically do not feel this effect as severely because evolution wants them to make babies (I believe this is the underlying cause to why many women are multi-orgasmic and most men are not.) Similar to the variances in sex drive, the refractory period has different intensities for different people. You might have a high drive and strong refractory, which seems like a mixture for self-loathing when you add societal stigma to it.

Everything he touches turns to shit so quickly I’m starting to think he may actually be one of the apocalyptic horsemen.

Future generations of children are going to learn about King Midas and his golden touch, and his antithesis, President Trump, who destroyed anything he got close to.

I picked up one of these a few years ago. Great stud finder that also sees pipes and wires.

https://walabot.com/products/walabot-diy-2

“Moral”… what is that, exactly? All my years of business education has taught me that morals are antithetical to profits, thus they have no use to modern society.

Business school teaches people how to take everything they can from society while contributing nothing worthwhile.