Just don’t hand him a mouse (at least not without a demonstration of how to use it).

I just wanna hear OP’s nephew actually say “Uncle Smokey Dope!” I bet it comes out sounding hilarious from a two year old.

Survive out of SPITE.

I’m tired of just surviving. So. Fucking. Tired…

Suurrreeee. Easy to say yer gonna do something when you’re already doing it, innit?

I’m NOT cleaning the inevitable mess when shit gets stuck to that, and gets deposited back all over their rear end (and everywhere they go) as this “fashion accessory” bounces around.

Voted to fire the apple in charge of this reality, felt mildly better for a while. Then he came back, and I’m more exhausted than ever.

With that cowl, I’d be worried about a run-in with Bat-Cat in a dark alley - let alone a tunnel.

How true. I find the only way I can feel relatively normal anymore is to try to tune out news of what’s happening in the world around me. Unfortunately, I’ve spent so much of my life paying attention that I find myself unable to hold onto that blissful ignorance for very long.

As an American who wound up going to a German elementary-level school for a couple years (granted, decades ago), trust me - they know & few are proud of it.

Fuck me - I’m still stuck on when to use “der,” “die,” or “das.”

That can only lead to dangerous places. Like The Three Stooges…

EDIT: sigh Guess I’m the only one who caught the Short Circuit reference… r/fuckimold

I don’t care enough to check if it’s there, but there are other similar sites like APKPure.

No, they only stipulated that human life hadn’t been eradicated (yet) - the question itself didn’t mention humans.

Sorry, no - you are likely confusing me with a Romulan due to the fact my time of Pon Farr is approaching.

Shades of r/confusingperspective

How do you know they’re not Romulans?

OP didn’t specify “human” life…

Politics is involved in EVERY aspect of life whether you realize it or not - particularly those involving any other person. It affects through what kind of lens things are viewed - factual or not. Even trying to avoid given topics reveals your political leanings. THIS fact is DEFINITELY something you should know.

So you’re telling me you’re cold-hearted? 😳

What’s that saying? “Cold hands, warm heart?”