I heard that mf has like, 30 gdamn clocks

Is that where your phone case opens up to receive your bro’s phone into it?

So they’ve been using it, it just won’t be available to us poors.

I hope it’s not, what the hell kind of parents do these kids have??

Perfect rock is for the wife, she’ll put it to good use. Stick is good to walk home with.

They knew waaaay more than the rest of us did at the time, you don’t wanna get MeToo’d for a party you went to 100 years ago, do you?

This will always be my favorite, it perfectly captures the way he actually talks imo

They don’t need anyone to trust the system, they just need to retain control.

Which is why they’re great at eating bugs that are famous for living in small crevices.

Then you have a dude walking all over this getting his head bashed in because he wanted to be real close to a passing train

Which is where the term thirst came from

Looks just like mine

Especially if you missed it because you were browsing TikTok

“Luck is one of my skills” when it turns out this entire thing is a terrible idea for the date of humanity.

I read that as Just Poised on Things and thought it was very fitting.

Naturally, this is the type of thing in sci-fi where we assume it’ll be used to generate massive amounts of income to benefit society in a magnificently short amount of time, and then some bastard comes around and says, “What if we incarcerate people for millenia?”

So it’s basically for show, or to show the proceedings to the public. A “show trial”, if you will.

As long as you show your work

I can imagine thinking it’s be funny in the early stages where things wouldn’t really be too logical they way they are now. Might even assume it wouldn’t actually do anything and I could just pull it back out.