SeductiveTortoise

This is how I met my wife as well.

It’s not only trivial, people already do that for coffee.

I wouldn’t be surprised if this turned out to be cake. It doesn’t look like it was a real animal, with those big lollypop eyes and the skin of marzipan and the little sugar pearls 💖

Or they just recognize us as intelligent and have morals

I’m really starting to doubt our intelligence, but I could imagine them having higher moral standards than us as a species.

https://youtu.be/s-41UF02vrU

You can, and you can even take it one step further.

They probably wanted to save on licensing costs.

All I know is that little boy was the last kid of his father.

The next thing I need is an articulated mouth and the ability to spit fire. And spikes on my back!

For balance as well, obviously.

I don’t care much about any of those three. But if they get into a fight, I hope they all die. At least financially, but some broken bones would be nice as well.

Is easier to understand as well.

The most important thing about your backup strategy is to implement and run it.

I would say it’s the Rupert Murdoch of Germany, but potato / potato.

What about a solid gold diving suit? I would even push him in.

I’ve never been blocking ads of Axel Springer, because I’ve been blocking all of their rotten publications. Get bent, you assholes.

How about happy?

Thank god the rest of the government is absolutely perfect 😐

Hello my brother/sister/velociraptor/etc in screens. We’re worthless together 💖

Never merge. Only cherry pick.

*jizz trio

Arm in to the shoulder, using him as a puppet.