Knowing companies like Twitter they probably had some Minority Report style psychological profile on you from their intrusive data collection and predicted you were there to troll.

“Jez, can you tell me, as a mate, someone who knows me really well, is the bottom half of me on fire?”

It was Coldplay.

Yep, way more. Much to the detriment of my work.

I’ve seen this more times than my own family

Bring on Boost for Lemmy

I had one of these earlier today which included a horse. Due to the horse meat scandal in the UK I have most likely unwittingly eaten many horses.

Fantastic news. This’ll really scratch the itch.