You only have the rights to your likeness until 70 years after the death of your author (your mom)

Alternatively, your mom starts with the rights, and you never even get them. (unless she sells them to you)

“Sorry kiddo, you took a selfie, so now I’m taking you to court.”

What do you want? “Ave, true to Kaiser?”

First Pokémon in the pokedex of the newest generation when the meme was made?

He’s an onion

A newt?

That’s me!

I got bits and bytes mixed up for a minute, and was trying to figure out how the heck you halve a boolean