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15 hours agoI mean that’s a way to check for bots
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113·1 day agoDon’t even ask the question
The answer is yes, it’s priced in.
Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That’s already been priced in.
You work at the drive thru for Mickey D’s and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don’t already know that?
The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born.
Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil’s expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc.
Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren’t thinking of.
You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth.
The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe).
So please, before you make a post on Lemmy asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don’t ask such a dumb fucking question again.
Lol no, for hyper INFLATION, your prices need to change dramatically by the minute
We got battery percentage Rickrolled Lmao 🤣
There are dozens of us, DOZENS!
11·2 days agoWhat? I’m talking about ownership of a private company, not a country
Don’t worry, it will stabilize
AI is that radical new tech
Tbh suddenly changing skin color is nothing normal for humans
Bro ya need to use your neuralizer
No one outside the USA cares about the politics of who owns what social network
Crazy I know
God I hope this happens, it will be absolutely hilarious when the GCP services on which MX infraestructure for telecommunications, research and development, industry, transportation, banking, agriculture, logistics and health is built up, crashes burning to the ground.
He does in our magical memories. It’s a motherfücking miracle, man. How does that even work? Magic that’s how
May he ride bountiful into the dark carnival, Faygo-crusted Gates
Scientists predict we will reach peak Tesla by 2026
Second sane comment on this thread. Tsk tsk tsk…Mods, you need to do better work. We might get the whole Lemmy infested with sanity at this point
Can I throw rocks at you? Or the rest of the planet? I bet about half the planet lives worse than you, you live like a king to them
so they would be justified in executing your ass?
Finally, portable fishtank