Worst case scenario, you lose your chance at wizardry at the age of 30. Keep it at all costs friend.

The magic missile and fireballs are well worth it. Especially the spell “mend buttcrack”.

Real & based

Sorry, but as a professional gas lighter that isn’t what he meant.

You clearly have no idea what he’s talking about.

Source: Don’t trust him.

Trust me.

Citation: Your intrusive thoughts™

A quick rundown.

Basically they make a reddit account, let it age like milk. You know, keep it in the basement with 0 post history of any kind for half a year or so. Maybe multiple. Than they activate it, it spam posts, and it never responds to users like a human would. Even stealing comments and such.

Those are the main symptoms. OP not responding to being called a bot is especially the major red flag most use.

Edit: When I say OP, I’m using it to refer to reddit users in this case. Not the OP of THIS post. For him, thank you for the laughs:)

I sometimes go back to reddit to see what’s happening to it. Yup. It’s shitting itself.

Bot accounts everywhere in both comments and posts. It’s so common in fact that you just need to scroll a small post to figure out either OP or the commenter is a bot. also chugs Lemmy

Thankfully, Lemmy knows how to pump us full of bot-free content and have us asking for more.

My ass boutta use the biggest pair of fucking tongs known to mankind just to hold the Snapping Turtle

Everytime I hear “The Federation” or any mention of this being a federated community, I do be getting those “For the Empire” vibes from Star wars. I can sense a soon to be running joke cropping up

NO WAY :O

Thnx:D

“A man, age X ate his Ramen with the “skin on” as stated in his post on the upcoming social media site known as Lemmy. This is what happened to his stomach.”

Me, on Voyager seeing nothing but blue: “Allow me to introduce myself.”

Comment wouldn’t change. This community is about cats, if it was a Russian dude holding one I could care less.

We are here, because cat go brrrrr

Country, last name, and state. As well as my location directly basically. Nothing to be concerned about. Sure. Not at all. I’m not being sarcastic guys. We can totally trust a stranger who asks us where we live and know nothing about them.

*switches back to Windows XP

*Refuses to elaborate

Clearly propaganda. We will never have Karma here. Only beans.