Now I’m picturing Captain Planet stepping around a corner and having his flesh melt off and his bones dissolve.

Agreed! Ukraine should keep all that Russian land they conquered.

Is that $2.89 gas?

Well, for starters the billboard is only about 15’ tall and goes over the road. That’s not normal. Everything has a odd inconsistent blurry look to it and all of the smaller text is distorted and illegible.

Finally, the details on… well everything are wrong. Why does the white truck in the foreground have one giant door with a handle in the middle and a second handle on the truckbed? What is the traffic flow in this image? How many lanes does the road have? Why are all the lamps on the top of the billboard pointed so weirdly? What sort of neighborhood is this in?

I mean the message is good, but the medium is, well slop.

AI slop.

I dunno, never discount a company hiring a slash-and-burn failson to give the stock a temporary boost so the upper management can take the money and run. Are you really sure Bluesky won’t hire some techbro CEO to pump the stock somewhere in the near future?

Well… Bluesky was founded by the same sort of techbro culture that spawned Xitter, but hit hasn’t gone full incel fash fanboy like Xitter. So maybe it’s more “Out of the fire, into the frying pan, then back into the fire” because I’m pretty sure Bluesky will follow Twitters trajectory.

Just use a Markov chain.

No, no… I’ve been assured online it wasn’t actually a Nazi salute.

I know, I know, he picked up some garbage from a tree one time, so obviously the multi-million dollar drug kingpin is a great guy. I mean… this happens all the time, Trump has only been convicted of one rape out of the 26 accusations, so obviously he’s a great guy too!

Maybe now justice can finally be served and he can find a real hitman to kill his colleagues and rivals!

Don’t forget the… six(?) attempted homicides.

When freaking lawyers are saying “I don’t know if I can ethically support this company” you know you’ve got a problem.

Looks like backing up the post was a good call.

Trump has nowhere near enough hair to make pigtails like that. Plugs or not.

CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced to the world that Meta will “get back to our roots around free expression,”

A bunch of creepy nerds e-stalking college girls and ranking how hot they are without their knowledge or consent? Or is that iteration considered a separate product now?

Oh my god… I was going to make a “Sonic beating himself” joke but this is way better then anything I had in mind.

The Cocoanuts is pretty good though.

According to Russian sources, at the time the Azerbaijan Airlines flight was passing over the territory of Chechnya, Russian air defence forces were actively attempting to shoot down Ukrainian UAVs.

This is the lamest attempt to deflect blame I’ve ever seen. What do you want to bet there were no UAV’s in the area?