It’s pretty fun though. My friends and I still play and when we’re in a group it makes an uproar. There’s always someone who says, “WTF I had like a several year streak you dick!”

I wasn’t expecting a joke this good. Thank you for that.

Back in the day there was this thing called the game. Everyone is playing regardless of if they want to or not. The point of the game is to not think about the game. If you’re not thinking about the game, you’re winning. The second you think about the game, you’ve lost the game. Once that happens you are required to announce to everyone around you that you lost the game, making them also lose the game.

Isn’t Apple TV a thing though? It’s been a thing for a long time.

Everyone knows you have to flip it twice to get it into superposition.

Ah yes, the software battery.

I actually did date the same girl Jr & Sr year that went to a different school. Had pics with her and everything. Still nobody believed me.

He knows they exist. But he also doesn’t consider trans women to be women.

Bet. Why would you eat spaghetti when mostaccioli exists?

I miss lifewater. Preferred it over VitaminWater but unfortunately that’s still around.

It was designed for low power short range use. This made it ideal for electronics back in the day when small batteries with huge capacity didn’t exist. It’s also pretty easy to interfere with a bt signal and lower the transfer speed even more.

The reason it stayed this way is because it’s not really worth the investment to make it have high transfer speeds because there are already better alternatives.

I think it’s a thing all dads of a certain age used to say.

It’s pronounced pasghetti.

That’s a big nope from me.

I would not call the date a success lol. I tried to plan to go somewhere but the girl knew a mutual friend so she said she felt more comfortable coming over my apartment. She was adamant about being pizza (which was awful), and when she walked in she cracked a joke about how easily she could get raped. 0/10. Did not see her again.

I used dating apps for 10 years. Got maybe a dozen replies and 1 date. So I’m looking at like a .00001% success rate. It’s heartbreaking how unattractive that makes me feel.

This guy Seinfelds.

Nah don’t cremate. Bury the body with no box and no preservation. Get those nutrients right back into the soil as fast as possible.