Now that’s a version of Hocus Pocus I’d watch!
For research purposes, of course
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Pours Mtn Dew onto steel beams.
Steel beams disintegrate
I guess batteries can’t melt steel beams
17·21 hours agoThe Lord of the flies ⤵️ Children fucking suck
⬅️ The UK fucking sucks
I was originally gonna go with the username SourGrapes, but I decided to use a generic green dragon picture as my pfp and changed it to SourDragon. The character grew from there.
I appreciate the question. Have a nice day ☺️
Just my name.
From my bio:
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
It’s just a character.
I think
the crypt keeperChristopher Walken gets a pass
By the time she was two, she’s legally wasn’t mine anymore, so no
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie
I gave birth once. Would rather never experience that hell again.
2·4 days agoI don’t talk to people. People are stupid. And seeing as I’m part of the people demographic, I admit that I, too, am stupid. So don’t talk to me. /jk
When Spooktober ended, but you’re still dead inside