But only if you really mean it.

Good, for everyone involved. I do wish people would stop with the performative jealousy because Hollywood has taught them to think that way.

The police have, however, claimed that the woman was having an affair with another person and was beaten up by him and his family members.

That’s the same fucking crime you uniformed dunces!

Letter from Charles Darwin to Asa Gray (22nd May 1860)

With respect to the theological view of the question; this is always painful to me.— I am bewildered.— I had no intention to write atheistically. But I own that I cannot see, as plainly as others do, & as I shd wish to do, evidence of design & beneficence on all sides of us. There seems to me too much misery in the world. I cannot persuade myself that a beneficent & omnipotent God would have designedly created the Ichneumonidæ with the express intention of their feeding within the living bodies of caterpillars, or that a cat should play with mice.

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Lasagne - I got layers.

If you’re browsing Lemmy, on your phone, in work then really you should be curating your feed a bit better.

Oh boy…

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This here is a picture of Stephen Luntz (writer of this piece) for comparison.

Is there a supercut of Lucifer which is just Tricia Helfer and Lesley-Ann Brandt about to commit mayhem?

Surely his sidekick would be Guacamole Mole.

Offensive language.

KeePassXC can do this as well. I had no idea until I saw a post on here where someone mentioned it. Here’s the documentation.

A No-longer-gives-a-fuckstress.

Damn. Where is a good fuckstress when you need one?

That cat: I’ve seen things…

That’s not an answer, that merely denotes multiple fucks not multiple simultaneous fucks. And that’s without we get to the sticky topic of multiple penetration, if someone is fucking an orifice and someone is fucking a different orifice is the owner of the orifices having a single fuck or a double fuck? What about the penetrators, are they necessarily sharing the same fuck or merely sharing a fuckstress?

Oh sweet summer child, your dad knows parts of the internet you have barely seen in your dreams.

Why are the fucks in parallel rather than in series?

It’s a very parental idea, it seems motivated by a desire to control the conversation on a broad scale.

There’s a lot of children, of all ages, on the internet.