Brad Pitt cool guy whatta dude

Vegetable. Hit the pan and flames.

I embarrassingly started my first grease fire this weekend.

In my defense I never had used this stove and when I added oil to the pan it was a lot hotter than I was expecting. This was a very hot 5 setting.

I did what you’re supposed to do and just smothered it, though I puckered a little when I couldn’t find the lid at first glance and had to grab a pie tin.

This just one scary side of AI.

The idea of corporate level integration of this stuff is straight out of Black Mirror.

We’re right around the corner from the corpo AI keeping tabs on your pupil dilation as you read your emails. If we aren’t there already.

“I was ashamed of myself when I realised life was a costume party and I attended with my real face.”

Recently saw a photo from Ukraine.

It was an abandoned or unoccupied trench. But it had 6 feet of rebar sticking up every few feet in the trench.

From the top of the trench it’s almost invisible.

You keep doing this thing with your eyebrows when you say this and it’s unsettling.

We keep telling you that you cancel all that goodwill out when you give the cashier The Look and announce there’s no need for bags and that you’re putting it all in your cart unprotected.

Used to love fermented shrimp as a kid.

I can’t stand seafood as an adult.

Go figure.

Lightbringer, not Tightbringer.

Some white lotus shit there.

Guantanamo is new ripple as far as the broader public is aware.

Deportation hard numbers don’t fluctuate much from admin to admin.

The process in how they’re deported was handled a lot differently under Trump than previous. More saber rattling and human rights concerns.

You’re just supposed to bite that bit off. Otherwise it’s just going to keep happening.

We have more of the surface of the moon mapped than our own oceans. Go swimming.

This graces the cover of one of my playlists and it cracks me up everytime I see it.

Legit thought this was a pasta lol

The amish do have computers and they’re linux

From Pittsburgh l, grew up across the river from a coke plant. If you’ve read an article on US Steel being sold recently it’s likely got stock footage from the plant.

But it never stops. These facilties run 24/7. In fact a lot of the ovens can break if they’re not running.

And then there’s the fact that the hills bottle things in (PGH sits at the base of the Appalachians). It gets really bad when there is a temperature inversion over the area.

It’s not as bad as it used to be though. Dad’s generation always talked of how the snow would be dirty after a few hours, which I don’t really see.

Shut up I just eat fast.

It’s why strings are typically smaller people than the horn section too. Place a tuba player next to a violinist and the tuba player is always bigger.