Silence! I concur.

Can’t call em Nazis, so that’s the next worst thing on the list.

That’s going on my next resume

We’re digitally replacing Alec Guiness with Ewan Mcgregor, right?

When Obiwan died his clothes fell to the ground, so shouldn’t his ghost be naked?

Remember when monitors were so fat you could hide a whole computer inside one?

Paging Papa Smurf

I don’t remember asking Elon Musk a goddamn thing!

I don’t think you can jump to Linux. Don’t you have to strut there wearing sexy tights?

Drugs

As we all know, the last to speak is correct.

Ok, adding it to my mental list of places not to visit. Thank you.

It’s not a tumor!

Will y’all marry me?

DuuUuuUuuuUuude!

I mean, it’s not even a contest

If it works, make all the phones ring

That garden of sleepy flowers from every JRPG

Hold the books and lesson videos for 6 months to a year. Learn by playing music you want to learn. Songs you love. Start with some easy 3-4 chords stuff. Get the strumming by playing along with the song. Add in a lick that you can manage. Gradually progress into more complex songs with new chords. Get comfortable with singing along. Enjoy it. Enjoy it enough that you want to play a bit more each day.

A supremely skilled musician. Pushing me to strive for a level or 2 above my current ability.