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  • SuspiciousUser@lemmy.mltomemes@lemmy.worldThey can't both be right
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    2 months ago

    To help stem the downvotes from people who don’t understand, if you take a picture of a vase with various mm lenses from the same distance and then crop to the size of the vase, every picture will be the same. It’s only distance that matters. Taking 20 pictures in a grid really close to your face with a telephoto lens and stitching them together into a single picture will result in a wide angle shot.


  • SuspiciousUser@lemmy.mltoGreentext@sh.itjust.worksAnon wipes his ass
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    2 months ago

    Obligatory bidet comment. You don’t have to wipe like you’re trying to get peanut butter out of carpet. All shits become the same with a bidet, whether a short sticky stoagie or a hot wet mess of diarrhea. Imagine trying to clean a mud snowman off your driveway with a pressure washer. It can do anything.