The line on the graph must go up, even if it’s for one second! Glory to the CEO! Praise the shareholders! My life for the corporation! Now give me that minute-by-minute profit projection!

We regularly review our pay to ensure we offer competitive wages and benefits.

Translation: We pay as little as we can get away with.

Out of your seven motorcycles, which one is used for which purpose?

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Something, something, invisible hand of the free market and Social Darwinism. Dead people can’t be in poverty, right? Problem solved!

“Don’t make me nuke myself!”

“I kept throwing wave after wave of my men at the kill-bots until they reached their preset kill limit.”

• Zapp Brannigan

If it happened in any other country, it would have been called a coup or insurrection by the media, for sure.

Hamas is commanded by stable geniuses.

Putin’s special military operation to expand NATO is going well.

Non-negotiable freedom and democracy intensifies

Won’t somebody please think of the CEO!? Spare a thought for the investment portfolio!

Israel has its own military industry that is very advanced and substantial, shaped by their forever war, so I’m sure they can get by without US support for far longer than Ukraine currently can.

I fear that the UK might try to join this list not just out of authoritarianism, but out of a fear of technology they do not understand. Worse yet, the Conservative party once threw around the idea of banning encryption in its entirety and acted like WhatsApp is only used by criminals.

I’m sure they’re already planning a traditional riot as I type this comment.

Reject modernity, revert to Swedish brick car.

This makes me want to re-watch the based as fuck Deep Space Nine episode (Bar Association) where Quark’s bar staff go on strike.

Lock up people with major mental health issues, as well!

Musk did help Russia by cutting off Starlink from some Ukrainian sea drones in a bid to ‘prevent a nuclear war.’

I read a lot of world war two history, so search engines naturally shove such parts of Quora at me. Some are more subtle about being Neo-Nazis, but are defintely pushing the agenda.