May he fall in a hole and never get out.

You can also imply some grisly possibilites without stating it directly… or who knows, maybe he just likes it in there and wants to stay. Could be full of chinese honey or something, idk.

Literacy really is on the decline, nowadays, isn’t it?

Sorry, I mean: You not read.

TIL some families fight over politics

/s

I feel like that text message was algorithmically designed to cause a stroke

Get rammed by your own RAM, Sam!

That’s the thought

I think that once you hit $1B, a red laser dot appears on your forehead.

The phone rings: “Decide your fate, or it will be decided for you.”

on my phone? No. Plus it was part of the joke to try to get his AI to do it for me. I am glad TheGuyTM3 helped out though… Infinitely better meme product. Art, even.

I tried to get ChatGPT to put him here, but it wanted me to sign up for an account to do that… which is still gonna be a no from me.

Use your imagination… carefully.

RadioShack Tandy 1000-TX was our first desktop… Technically, I think we had a VIC20 for a couple weeks that was hooked up to our TV but it got returned and damn am I glad we got that IBM-compatible, CGA graphics, loud-ass behemoth.

I can still hear the sound of the floppy drives intializing on bootup. A: was 3.5" and B: was 5.25" and the way they sounded made my 6-year old self so happy. I used to make the noises myself as it came online.

Years later, when I write this post, I will think… why did I ever doubt my autism diagnosis?