He also canonically fucks. Like a lot.

He only did that to make himself look good. He was the one who originally popularized banning it in the first place.

There’s a couple for me.

Prioritization of tasks. The flaming pot is more important than the smoking oven.

The ability to move through a dense group of people without disrupting anyone.

Sense of urgency. You need to move with intention and do it quickly.

Injury assessment. You’re not going home because you got 1st degree burns. Grit your teeth and push through. If you cut yourself it’s a different story but unless your skin is sloughing off your fine.

It’s just as bad a symptom in cats. It usually signifies a brain injury. If it doesn’t clear up within a few minutes you should definitely contact a vet

I’m a lifelong cook. Been working in kitchens since I was 15 and I’m currently training to be the sous chef at my current location.

People shit on food service workers but the amount of practical real life skills I’ve acquired over the years has actually come in handy quite a few times.

But Kermit likes pigs?

The worst part is you can actually fit the full word in the same beat but it doesn’t sound dumb af

Idk I still see people driving a tesla and all I can think is “You need punched the mouth for being a fuckin moron”

The fact that there is no discernable difference between an alive body or a dead body when it comes to chemical makeup.

All the pieces are there. All the atoms and molecules are still in the same places. Yet despite this the body is still dead.

I grew up being told these were crab apples.

TIL my family is dumber than I thought

I feel like this would be better suited for atbge

My only argument against that stuff is make a whole new character or your just pandering disingenuously.

But for the most part I agree.

Where I live it’s hard to see someone flying an American flag and not immediately assume they’re a bigot.

Magats did to the American flag what they think gay people did to the rainbow.

Currently training to be sous chef at a restaurant I’ve only worked at for 6 months. Feels pretty good ngl.

Funny how I rarely hear about racism in other countries. Except when someone like me brings up that other countries are also extremely racist but it’s been so normalized it’s not newsworthy.

Oh that was more of a royal you instead of the singular

I accidentally broke a kids nose in high school because he tried to do this and ended up tripping himself causing him to land face first on my heel.

I was originally gonna say Romani but then I remembered this very detail.

Europe is honestly just as if not more racist than the US

Or ask a European about their feelings on gypsies and watch them pull out some of the darkest shit you’ve ever heard.

And yet you still keep ordering.