Damn this has made me hungry, and I’ve just had dinner.

And it lives in fresh water in Lake Baikal! The only exclusively freshwater seal..

‘Those people who never mow their lawn’.

I mean, no-one has ever said anything, but when they get their mowers out because the lawn has grown 0.25cm, they gotta be thinking it.

It might have just been chance, you better replicate it to check.

No.

I mean, I would take it as a sign she is responsible about not bringing unwanted children into the world. Green flag if anything.

In a parallel universe, someone is memeing about how teachers waste our time on useless stuff and never taught us to convert between units.

All I know is you shouldn’t drink a ton of red gatorade midway through a night of heavy drinking.

When you start to throw up, your friends will assume you are vomiting blood and call an ambulance or possibly an exorcist.

Cool idea, but I spent a lot of time amongst people who believed in star signs when I was young.

They will say “Virgo: the most generous star sign, OMG that’s so me. I like, super generous”, despite the fact they have never given a cent in charity in their life.

None of it influenced their behaviour apart from the ‘lucky numbers’, which probably got them buying a few more lotto tickets.

Makes me wonder if they are making contingencies for a Trump victory.

The US government could force Google to reveal if people are accessing abortions or contraception, or participating in protests.

Literally the biggest religion on earth, influencing the most powerful nations on earth.

Crybullys

If 14 year old me had heard I would buy a top-tier computer only to underclock it, he would have cried.

But here we are.

I’m afraid that is going to be the case anywhere there is moderation… even here.

Why do you keep eating cat poo? It’s full of toxoplasmosis. It’s going to kill you. Why? WHY?

Oh sorry, that’s 3 questions.

We have these popular tropes of Spock and Sherlock Holmes getting it right by being logical, but the idea that pure logical thinking exists at all is a myth. All conscious thought occurs within a chemical and emotional context. Those emotional components are needed for thought to function at all.

The idea is explored in great detail in Descarte’s Error: Emotion, Reason and the human brain by Antonio Demasio, a very readable book about neuroscience.

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Capitalism may be the biggest crisis in our lifetime, but from a geological time-frame its a self-resolving problem.

I heard that the Inuit people fuck every part of the man, no part is wasted.

Sacha Baron Cohen is one classy son of a bitch.

He played Ali G. He risked his life interviewing conservatives. He infuriated the Kazakhstan government.

People need to understand that in a democracy, winning the plurality of the votes is not the same as winning the election. If no-one will work with him, he will not be in government.

Bro would it be weird if we rubbed armpits to swap microbiomes