No… Let 'em burn.

I want Brad so emotionally scarred that every time he goes to tweet some bullshit he has a depression inducing anxiety attack so overwhelming that he has to find the nearest corner to go cry in until exhaustion.

I’d rather listen to the other lettuce that didn’t wilt.

la puissance du soleil dans la paume de ma main

Honhonhon

[Takes a drag on a sexy cigarette]

And thus the unicode consortium has brought us full circle.

As an R&D engineer I feel both seen and offended by this meme. Excellent work, am I ok to cite this meme in IEEE format?

Now listen here you little shit…

I hereby propose the Lemmy Institute of Memetics where we will experiment with meme mutations and see which evolutions have the most mental stickiness and sharability.

I see some of you have never played Battleshits before.

Rules are as follows:

• Two people enter a toilet cubicle each and proceed to try and shit.

• The first one to shit wins.

• If both players have shitted then the size of the shits is judged and the largest shit wins.

It is a puerile and crass game of speed, deception and defiantly not for the weak-stomached as I found out to my own detriment as a spectator.

This has been your daily reminder that we are all just slightly more evolved apes with access to the power of gods.

+1 for bitwarden as well

Sadly it is in one respect only: financial services.

And that’s the only reason why they’re interested; so the City (of London, not Greater London) has more freedom to invest into these AI start-ups and get their big payout when they grow large enough to move head office to the US.

Unfortunately these buffs don’t stack. And the effect only works when constructing large enough engineering feats where people have to look straight up to see the whole thing.

Now you know how machinists feel about CNC.

Sir, this is c/mildlyinfuriating, let me whinge in peace.

Did you get a video? You know, so in the future nazi sympathisers get what they rightly deserve?

I’m wondering if they’ve had the timing belt or clutch replaced.

Not quite sure what the human equivalent of those would be.

GOOD LORD that pork belly is so shiny and juicy looks like a glass-blown masterpiece. And the second photo I can imagine the crackling sensation on my teeth and ears as I bite into it. 🤤

Ohhhh just one wafer thin slice…?

Oh I LOVE cooking for others so much more than cooking for myself.

It’s one of the things I’d love to do if I find a partner, I would love cooking for them. Heck, between my love for cooking, my need to keep places clean when I focus my hyper-fixation on tidying up, and enjoy doing DIY, I’d be so happy to be a house husband.

Yeah I can’t help myself I’m an engineer so I overcomplicate and push the tolerances to the absolute limit and the same applies to my cooking.

I also maybe overcompensating for lackluster tasting (but still made with love with what little resources they had, I’m not trying to be ungrateful just honest) food growing up my parents made.

Also if you’re up Manchester way drop me a DM and come on over for dinner, my aunt and uncle love hosting people (I will ask first though).

Dinner is served. Unfortunately it collapses in on itself as I haven’t quite nailed the presentation yet so it’s not the most photogenic.