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Cake day: June 2nd, 2026

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  • temp/staffing agencies. They are middle men whose sole purpose is to be a prophylactic on a shitty manufacturing company’s high employee turnover affecting stock prices. Every single one of them is a “rent-a-meat” outfit, and literally no one should EVER work for any of them. They are almost as bad as payday lenders, preying on desperation to turn a profit. The perverse thing is that with one small tweak, they’d be on par with unions as one of the greatest bulwarks of labor empowerment, but nope, gotta profit on protecting the bottom line! (What I’m thinking of is something like a member owned/operated trade union that actively works to continue training, and to place members in viable and long term employment, that will also have your back as the worker, offering legal representation and arbitration services if your contractee employer treats you in bad faith.)



  • TYL, FYI; If you are playing a Druid, an Artificer, or other, potion using Subclass, Werewolf saliva is a legitimate substitution for holy water in your recipes! Delight your D.M. with that nugget the next time you play!

    Sorry ::edit:: So I was thinking that the answer to the question, “wouldn’t the resultant potion transmit lycanthropy?” could go one of two ways:

    1. Yes, and “that’s why there’s a label on the potion that states 'Warning: may cause slight lycanthropy, consult a physician if unplanned blackouts occur at next full moon. Discontinue use if upper mandibular hyper piliations occur. Instructions for use: Only dose in silver vessels!”

    and

    1. (old crone voice, highly cockney) “See, tha’s wot ya’d tank woudt happen, but noo, see, Ah Werewolf whot a carise o’Got, roit? And, See tha tang es thah da D’vol only cairst thangs by…ah… “ray-movin’” things. L-Loik ah! Vampires, fair enstunce! Da D’vol takes yer’ soul, a’see? But, God, He Carise by puttin’ thangs back in!- Er- So ta speak. So what Got didh was make The werewolf cairse ah bacteerium! Et enfectcs yeh, an’ a’fore long yare oot en the yaird oo’r ta the neighboors whih yer snoot up Lassies arse, n’ thoots ah Howlin’ hootn’ ta th’Muun. So ya gess goh ta boil it, an’ ih’cooks righ’ ooff!”

    (ooo I’m sorry,🤣 Try your best!)












  • he’s the lead singer of the Smashing Pumpkins. Soundtrack to all those edgy 90’s teenagers who dreamed of being on MTV’s the Real World and had a dalliance with bisexuality before taking a welding course in community college and marrying a basic bitch/brad, then living in a tan bungalow with a pitbull and a labradoodle.