Go fast enough and you can make him spank himself

Bro, what is with you today? Between this and the toenails, you really want to hurt us don’t you?

Does anyone know how I can delete a post uploaded by someone else?

You’re chill, that’s a good way to be. I wish I could raise my own livestock, mostly for milk/eggs.

I totally get that, but I know my neighbor has had a few falls this year and after a recent surgery isn’t supposed to do much physical activity while she’s recovering. She’s mentioned to me in the past that she struggles with this sort of thing, and she had a falling out with the friend that used to do it for her

Thanks, I think I may do this. I had been thinking about just saying something like “hey, I’m making meatballs and ran out of eggs, can I borrow one?” here or there just so she feels more comfortable in the future, like we’re helping each other but this is a great idea too. Appreciate you!

I frequently stop and chat with her, so we’re definitely on friendly terms. I’d consider us to be friends, we exchange holiday cards and stuff. I just don’t want her to feel like she’s taking advantage, but I’m always happy to help

It depends on the cafe, a cortado will almost never come in a 16 oz cup. It could if they wanted to brew up 8 oz of espresso and serve it with steamed milk, but yeah, otherwise it’s just a “latte”. Lattes also don’t traditionally come in a 16 oz cup if we’re talking about the strictest of Italian classic coffee bevarages. From a technicality standpoint, a latte is a 6-8 oz coffee drink

A flat white is like a latte but smaller (traditionally around 5 oz). It doesn’t contain less espresso than a latte, just less milk. A cortado is even less milk than that, it’s about a 1:1 ratio of milk to espresso. Cafes may add an extra shot for those larger sizes, but frequently it just means extra milk

That sounds awesome, I wish I could use that. Unfortunately my fiancée and I have very different sleeping habits and I imagine one of us is going to be waking up at the wrong point in the sleep cycle. Sounds like a great idea though

Shattered pixel dungeon is awesome. Definitely frustrating, and has a bit of a learning curve but it’s rad. Infinite replay value

Better yet, they’re sent through dishwashers that heat the water crazy hot. FDA requirements dictate that the surface temperature of utensils in a commercial dishwasher must get up to 160°F. NSF requirements necessitate temps high enough to yield a log5 reduction in bacteria. Because of this, many commercial dishwashers get up to 180°F. They also use both soap and sanitizer. You don’t have to worry about this if the restaurant is up to code.

Craziest part is they take like, 3 minutes start to finish.

I’m engaged to my best friend, my future in laws are cool as hell, both my parents are alive and well, and my brothers and I get along really well. I’ve also got the cutest little nephew and hearing him laugh always makes my day. I might not make a ton of money, but I’ve got a damn good family and couldn’t be more thankful for them

I’d say same, but I don’t get fat I just am fat

Love me some gravity falls. Also same

Wingdings. My handwriting is really bad

Happy Birthday, if I’ve gotta sit there quietly and feel awkward, so do all of you

Top for me so far was hearing my fiancée say yes when I asked her to marry me. I’ve beaten brain cancer twice, but hearing her say yes to forever with me beats that by a massive margin

What? You know how absentee voting works right?

Fair enough, but it’s a decent reason to like the color I think :)