Bro. Citation needed.

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Society isn’t made out of bricks, so this isn’t a metaphor for anything.

Like activated almonds.

Oh damn, this should be a template for every red state.

Did they create a torrent for this, or just straight downloads?

Designed?

Probably just the swiss chocolate in the Holls chocolates I get for some holidays. The bonbons/truffles themselves are made in Vienna…West Virginia.

You know that product pitch, “if you sell just one to every person in the world you’ll be a millionaire.” Well, Uber eats is a similar approach, but they can sell a lot of food deliveries until the food arrives cold or it’s the wrong order or the myriad problems food deliveries encounter.

What’s it called when you’re squeamish about textures so you only put ketchup and mustard on your dog?

That’s gold, Jerry!

This quote brought to you by Tweed Man Who Eats Too Much Red Meat.

Pen has been stinky since S22 Ultra at least.

Or county, city, municipality of any size really.

Yeah, we should only be allowed to download their social media apps?

That’s OK, because rich people will be able to buy failing farms for pennies on the dollar, which is the point.

That sign is pretty clever.

Cuba and the US must mutually decide to end the lease. That’s not happening.

Falcons didn’t fuck up by inventing tofu, so they have an excuse. We don’t.

OP never heard of bagel bites.