Social media induced psychosis

This is exactly what I assumed it was in my case. Sometimes I’ll walk around in the dark, clicking my tongue, just to see how well I can navigate this way. Sometimes I get really, really bored.

The real reason the Titanic sank is they sailed through a Spidercloud, and the captain freaked out and swerved into it.

You are what you eat works both ways!

Mouse without borders is pretty rad

Just do like that guy in Police Academy

Overton Window

Bitcoin is a form of electronic token, so $TRUMPET

Use a longer pot

The folks that were in Texas before are nothing like the people that moved there because they think people in Texas are like that. Current crop of Texas politicians know this, but play on this inaccurate perception to advertise to out of state people. Working great for them, not so much for real Texans.

I take two personal pizzas and cook them normally. I generally use the frozen ones from Costco and use one cheese and one pepperoni. I also have frozen hamburger patties from Kroger but they’re the thin ones. I’m trying to lose weight, after all, so there’s got to be sacrifices made. OK now I have those frozen rectangular hash browns like McDonald’s sells, but mine are from Kroger again. I can generally cook all four items at once in my air fryer which is more of a convection toaster oven kind of deal. Anyway before I ramble on too long, I assemble a “hamburger” using the pizzas as buns and the rest is obvious. Apply mayo and/or American cheese or whatever like that Korean paste they use. Yum. I like to cut mine in half.

Those thin patties are great! This all started because I was tucking a folded one inside a Hot Pocket. You just split open one side and it becomes a literal hot pocket. Do not stick your … oh never mind

New Jersey

Road Warrior

The Road

I’ve used saltines and butter as chips and dip before!

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Use Lynx browser, if that’s even still a thing?

EDIT: It is!

New band name: Marvin the Marxian (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

People who consume a lot of floor chickens

So you’re saying I have a chance!

They’d have to post a sign at the border warning that continents and mountains may cause cancer…