Get her a book, maybe from the Diskworld series, its great for big and small.

Just wear nice warm koala gloves when preforming crime?

Hello this is Microsoft tech support heavy Indian accent they usually hang up when I speak my native language or act like I’m really interested in what kind of underwear they are wearing.

He was also desperate for his mothers front end…

Dont need to develop more on perfection

Think we all can agree that the only sensible choise would to convert to Tempel OS…

They lack a bit on all other agendas, like education, healthcare etc

Is milk sentience, eggs? Or what about dead fish?

I always recommend Diskworld

The one to the right is stuck and the two others are giving it a push start…

Liquid nitrogen bath, works opposite of a microwave, freezes it from outside and towards the middle.