No you won’t, you’ll just yell at them anonymously online. We know your tricks!

I went a couple of times years ago when it was just starting to turn into what you describe. Had a great time, but it quickly priced me out. Now, it sounds like an influencer-laden hellscape. The addition of premium plug and play sites was the nail in the coffin. That said, a lot of the old time Burners are fucking amazing, creative, resourceful, and helpful people.

Sorry, other students. I like to draw.

I guess birds aren’t real after all.

Nah, it’ll just be another, “Gawd werks in mysterious wayz!”