Blasphemy. Lettuce is the bed to keep the bottom bun from getting soggy.

Thank you jacket bump for helping me hide the continuous uncontrollable boners I got in school. I could put my hands in my pockets and play pocket pinball all through class!

But…but… The lettuce is on top too.

Cheese then meat?

It was more of a: PEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOO-AAAAAHHHHHHH-EYON-EYON

I didn’t complain about females whatsoever.

I complain about complainers.

I always thought it was “smack my head”

Have I told you how proud I am of you today? So proud…

Yep. When RIF was killed, I closed that door immediately (was not easy). It was to be expected though, I think. Once a site reaches critical mass, money interests enter the picture and greed can always screw up a good thing. It’s a shame.

Okay, now make large sheets of the stuff because we need to transport whales… Somewhere.

Microsoft was doing the headset? Did they have clippy asking who the soldier wanted to kill that day? Maybe mid-combat blue screens to blind the user? Oh wait, a forced update while it was supposed to determine the trajectory of an incoming mortar…

But what if you don’t like water that’s frozen? Are you going to end up in a detention camp trying to explain that there’s been a big misunderstanding?

I bet everyone else is saying the same, but about the minister

Red Dead Cock Block

Send it to him, repeatedly

I would most definitely not go.

I’m shocked! This is shocking! You know what else is shocking? Water is… Wet! That’s right! Shocking!

…taken a good dump

Nazelon! He didn’t mean it! <wink wink>

They could just remove the front and rear windshields and wear goggles.