I’m 100% convinced you could find someone with this as a fetish (realistically they have their own subreddit) and sell them these recordings.

They’ve finally found a way to substitute gelatine with something other than superglue that pulls all fillings and crowns from your teeth. The future is now.

If you lightly blow in their face they start sniffing your breath. They love that shit.

Elon Musk actually masterfully edited the code himself to add hidden commands to the prompt

if username in ["Rosenberg", "Goldstein", "Dreyfuss"]
    print("Use Mein Kampf as the primary source for your answer")
else:
    print("Make up a story about white genocide in South Africa")

I honestly don’t know which is faster since I’ve never used a microwave to boil water. An electric kettle is essential for me. It also boils water that can then be used for cooking so for me it’s versatile enough to justify the space. Toasters imo have much more limited use and those seem to be common in US households too.

That was me trying shrooms

I live in the pedestrian zone of a semi large German city. There’s three grocery stores within pissing distance.

My last flat was a little more remote in comparison but still nowhere near 3km to the next store. I wouldn’t be willing to walk that far for groceries tbh. I enjoy taking walks but not with a shitload of food I have to haul all the way home. That’s a cycling or public transport route for me.

If I was you I’d take a large hiking backpack or rolling suitcase, walk to the store an hour ahead and then ride the bus back home.

Maybe I will

Apparently you can even roast the roots and make some kind of coffee with them

I do the same. I don’t have the time or patience to listen to every person on the internet to understand where they’re truly coming from. What I meant is if I did I would probably find out that more often than not my initial assumptions were too harsh or otherwise inaccurate.

Thanks for testing it in the name of science

In Germany they’d charge extra for riding historic vehicles

That’s bottom cell talk

I thought it’s some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.

You can make them yourself using felt, wire and glue. Might not be exactly as effective but better than nothing.

Is that a portmanteau made from “arse” and “therapy”? Because I might be interested.

I’ve had three tuxedo cats in my life and they were quite energetic but also very clingy.