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My favourite is: “And what are YOU waiting for?” (To get married). Mind your own business, relative i see once or twice a year.

I’ll rest easy now that my phone will have downward 100% lower carbon footprint. What about you guys?

Or they figure out it’s cheaper to burn something to produce CO2 than recycle it from the atmosphere.

Along with cancer cures and better batteries.

Do you want Morlocks? Because that’s how you get Morlocks.

I’m using Oneplus’s gesture navigation. I like it because it allows easier one-handed use on huge and unwieldy phones.

I like your references sir.

Why all the 99 prices? I mean it’s clear that $599 is basically $600, so whom are they fooling?

I call my family doctor, she decides if she wants me to come for a checkup or give it a day and see if symptoms persist. Employer get notified automatically if I’m on sick leave and i call my direct superior to tell them i won’t be there.

Assassin’s Creed with stakes. When you die on highest difficulty setting you die irl.

4 and 6. I could wear myself out and recover several times a day, no need to take it easy. More time for study, housework etc.