Please just get therapy. Christ.

Probably not pure mercury but one of the extremely nasty mercury compounds that is easily absorbed through the skin. The victim was very sick.

Tabernac!

All IKEA furniture uses Pozidriv (no “e”, it’s a trademark). Not going to say if that’s good or bad, but operating a Pozidriv with a Phillips is always going to be terrible.

There are some big veins and arteries running through there not too far from the surface. If your assailant gets one you are on a pretty quick trip to the morgue. As others have mentioned, sepsis is a real problem—if your intestines take a hit, the normally helpful bacteria in there can go straight into your bloodstream. That is a painful, nasty, and prolonged death.

Constantly. However I have mapped my left control key so that if I tap it, it sends Escape.

According to the article search and rescue was “unsuccessful” so we may assume all hands were lost. However bad, it was their last. I know these aren’t necessarily very fine people or anything, but I mourn what might have been if they didn’t go to the service of a futile and costly invasion.

Fair point

Why does she have a hedgehog

Back in my day we didn’t have d10s! Our d20s were marked 0-9 twice and we inked ‘em in different colours, black for 1-10 and red for 11-20, reading the 0 as 10 or 20, respectively. And we LIKED it!