The one where we all die is the good timeline, we are going for the torture nexus timeline.

The eagle steals prey from other creatures, like the fake predator it is.

I didn’t know burger king made an album!

/r Collapse warned us…

I don’t bother. I know they know everything about me already, and that I’m not an important person. As such, I wonder why it matters.

Imagine how much better the world would instantly become if some rogue AI did that.

You are doing it wrong! You need to include rat brain somewhere in there for the AI to be sentient. It needs real flesh. Tsk, so uncreative.

Trump leads to an independent and united Europe

Is it me, or is this ironically old meme designed to dismiss whatever the user says?

And on top of that, I feel myself losing skills too. So if other millenialsare like me, it won’t be just gen alpha.

USSR betrayed Poland, and conquered them in a nutshell

I suddenly really want to see Elon Musk’s penis.

Well, they are getting us used to tolerating mass genocide

Oh well, we will ask the Deep, or a princess.

This would never happen on Reddit.

Maybe them dying is the bonus, eliminating the old blood.

Why don’t you find out for us?

They are entitled and don’t want to expend effort

Who volunteers to fix it?

Nah, I prefer using quantum spookiness for that. Send a steady stream of entangled particles to the other person on the moon first. Any time you do something to the particles on Earth, the ones on the Moon are affected also. The catch is that this disentangles them, so you have only a few limited uses. This is why you want a constant stream of them being entangled.