The world’s oldest early-teen edgelord makes japanimation wank toys.

What. A. Surprise.

Apparently the USAF thinks their future adversaries are a) stupid, and b) devoid of any hint of taste.

Now all you have to do is provide a convincing business model that shows profitability with these clusterfuck satellite arrays.

(Hint: this is not possible.)

Yeah, this amazes me everywhere. The Chinese government also wants people to have more children.

But children are fucking EXPENSIVE. Having just one child, once only school fees are taken into account, is so expensive that most families see a significant drop in their lifestyle from having one. This doesn’t include food, clothing, medical care, etc. Just school fees take middle class people and make them live unskilled labour lifestyles. (You can imagine what it does to unskilled labour…)

If the Chinese government wants people to have more children, they’re going to have to address that somehow. Like free schooling. Free healthcare. Maybe also fix the education system so that there’s not this perceived need for thousands of hours of expensive cram schools. That kind of thing.

And then we have the Big Brains of Business sounding the same alarm. All while they do everything in their power to make people poorer and poorer so that even in the west people simply can’t afford to have children. But they want people to have more children.

This is literally insane to me.

Possibly around the 275 price point, more likely at the 250, and almost certainly before 200.

If those numbers keep going down, he’ll be facing margin calls and a death spiral.

Tesla simps are just so draining to watch.

Do you think that Musk gives any shits at all if Ghislaine gets pardoned or not? Why would he? She didn’t do anything to him, and compassion for her victims is “weakness”.

I think if we persuade him to quadruple his dose, we’re talking a month.

For Kaptain Ketamine I suggest he take more and more and more. As much as he can cram into his gullet. And then more.

If he takes more ketamine he’ll be able to easily handle it!

There is some good news, however. Long-term abuse of ketamine is lethal.

Just get out there and persuade him to use more!

How adorable that they think Grok would queue Ride of the Valkyries and not some NSBM crap like Absurd.

I’m sure that the day he stops breathing is the day his investors start breathing easier, yes.

No, that’s the funniest/most enraging part. That’s Musk thinking that him carrying a chainsaw in another country lacked empathy. He is so genuinely disconnected from reality that he can’t even link his actions to the hatred sane people hold for him.

… in retrospect it lacked empathy.

Retrospect?

RETROSPECT!!?!!???

This twat has shown no empathy toward anybody at any point in his life. His own children can’t stand him once they reach a certain level of cognition!

I still remember screaming in frustration during Obama’s first two years when the Democrats controlled both houses and the court and the presidency … and accomplished only these three things of substance:

• sweet
• fuck
• all

Jesus say: Blessed are they who honour the wise of every nation, and make not mockery in their name: for they shall inherit respect among all peoples.

And embedded in a culture that thinks money is the same as intellect despite most monied people being clearly deficient in the head.

Wow. My two least favourite people are fighting. I don’t know who I want to win.

Time for popcorn memes!

Point.