🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦

My Dearest Sinophobes:

Your knee-jerk downvoting of anything that features any hint of Chinese content doesn’t hurt my feelings. It just makes me point an laugh, Nelson Muntz style as you demonstrate time and again just how weak American snowflake culture really is.

Hugs & Kisses, 张殿李

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Cake day: November 14th, 2023

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  • Tesla stock was doing slightly better for a couple of days, yes, before starting another downward turn.

    And yes, the Apartheid Manchild is leveraged to the hilt. He famously doesn’t take (much of) a salary from his companies, preferring, for tax reasons, to get money through loans with his company stock as collateral. While the specifics of these are, of course, private, the general rules such leveraging tends to follow are well-known so we can make a few educated guesses.

    My own such guesses are that starting at about a price of 200 he may see the beginnings of margin calls where the holders of his debt force him to repay a portion of the debt immediately or to sell off stock until he can pay off that portion. By 175 it’s all but certain that margin calls have started (and quite possible they’ve been going for a while). By 150 the bulk of his loans are making margin calls and his stock tanks as he is forced to sell off ownership.

    And of course when he starts getting forced to sell off stock, the stock falls possibly triggering more and more margin calls until TSLA is briefly in penny stock territory before it rebounds to roughly its actual real value. With the Manchild having no actual money to show for it.

    There’s a reason he’s resurrected that whole “I deserve 56 billion dollars” case despite that being a massively inappropriate thing to claim when his stock is melting down. He’s going to need cash soon that’s not leveraged by his stock.













  • A half-American (it’s complicated) company I worked for went on a buying spree and bought a Swiss company that had some technology they wanted. When the Swiss technical and managerial leads came by the company headquarters to work on integration they were appalled at how slack our standards were compared to theirs.

    How do I know this? (I mean I was just a lowly marketeer in a tech company; the most despised class.) Well, thing is, at one lunch hour I happened to join them in the elevator. I don’t look even slightly Germanic (Mom’s genes governs about 80% of my appearance) so they took it in stride and started saying some pretty mean things about my coworkers. And i just carefully listened in as we descended to the ground floor.

    When the doors opened, I turned around and said in flawless Frankfurter German (with a slight hint of an English accent), “Des war echt en faszinierendes Gespräch; villeicht sollteste dat mal mit de Geschäftsführung bespreche.” (A Hessian dialect, as I said, to hammer the point home: what you’re seeing as grammatical error is my attempt to get how Frankfurters actually speak orally.) It translates roughly to “That was a fascinating conversation; perhaps you should have it with the management.”

    It was cute watching large, fit, grown men suddenly look terrified at my oh-so-threatening 160cm, slim self.