To me, it tastes like what it was cooked in was never rinsed after washing. So much Thai takeout wasted even after I requested no cilantro.

I wish you were wrong.

I guess I can pray for balkanization and that our further allies take pity on whatever Blue City State I end up being a member of.

I guess eradicating a current fuhrer is Too Soon for sympathizers. It they have something to gain from a shit stain being in control for a bit before it circles the bowl enough times to finally disappear.

What’s the Pee Tape!? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steele_dossier#Kompromat_and_blackmail:_Trump

I found one of those in the back of a taxi before my first smartphone.

I read through the guys messages and decided he was an abusive asshat. Kept it, wiped it, used it as an mp3 player until the screen cracked in my back pocket.

To this day I cringe whenever I see someone keeping their phone in a back pocket.

It still blows my mind how fast my friends and I were able to text on feature phones with T9.

I wonder if the suggestions ended up shaping our language patterns.

Just institute a back seat compost system like I did as a teenager. You just have to stir it up every once in a while.

Bonus is nobody asks you for a ride or for help moving, and eventually, you can just leave your windows down and the raccoons will do most of the work for you.

Famous Alligator Cloaca is going to be the name of my next experimental noise project.

To be fair, I’ve heard it’s a migraine trigger for some people, but I suppose everything is a migraine trigger for someone.

The reason venues live the cans is that that can’t be recapped after opening, so they are harder to refill so you keep buying more instead of reupping in the bathroom.

His name was Jimi Hendrix!

TIL then! I love the history of words.

Thanks! That is good to know.

I may have a chance to travel to Europe for the first time in my life, and I’m worried that the Ugly American stereotype will be factored in to my reception. Probably won’t go until things calm down here/the nukes fly.

‘If I’m elected, there’ll be 50 percent less Lego blocks on the floor. That’s more than half we have to deal with these days. I know a guy, a real smart guy, that knows how, and I’ve seen it, to melt Lego bricks. He’ll eradicate these bothersome Lego bricks so we don’t have to tip toe around them any more.’

From the Mitten to the Mississippi, we will always be free!

Saltines are bright white in color. Also basic and bland. Dry. Cracker

That has been my take, as a Northern white dude, at least. Possibly wrong, as always.

I think I would feel more offended if someone called me a ‘honky’ as I am not a fan of basic ass cookie cutter Honky Tonk country music, and I’d be insulted at such an insinuation.

Am I The only one that sees the tie as yellow in this photo?

Found the secret penguin.

Aw. It’s just a liddle guy…