I think we’re nearing the point where we need to tell the USA to just fuck off for four years.

This is missing the previous 10 minutes of them:

• carefully packing each item one at a time into the bags that are five feet away
• forgetting where they put their purse/wallet
• finding their glasses case
• putting their glasses on
• finding a huge wad of coupons and handing them all to the cashier in the hope one might be valid
• slowly reading what’s displayed on the contactless payment point
• finding their loyalty card
• finding a payment card and putting it in the machine, taking it back out, turning it around and putting it back in the correct way
• forgetting their PIN
• rummaging around for a post it note that might have the correct PIN written on it
• finding their phone, waiting for it to turn on so they can call three relatives, neighbours etc to see if they know the PIN.
• reopening the wallet to put the card away and getting cash out, starting with a tonne of coins
• being handed their receipt and having a conversation with the cashier
• moving about a foot away to put everything away again, but still managing to block the line

Fucking move it Dorris, you haven’t got long left.

And get that huge wad of coupons out and see if any of them are valid!

Yeah, if only.

Not just American. Increasingly common in the UK too.

They’re taking wind turbines and solar panels with them.

It was a long time ago.

My dumb ass: “Is it just 1.5m Germans, or other heights too?”

Well that’s news.

Well, unless it creates its own language that we can’t read.

640kb? Luxury.

“The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy. “

You weren’t expecting any time to do actual work do you? I once worked with a guy who was in so many teams simultaneously that he spent more then half his day in stand ups.

For me it all started going down hill when they introduced the ribbon.

He’s right to be worried. People might start believing in spurious nonsense.

That’s human output surely?

Pro tip from someone who’s been driving manual for 30+ years: the throttle isn’t a switch. You can just press it a bit. You don’t need to redline every shift.

Did the American technology giants think they had the monopoly on capturing human input too?

I find the best way to avoid driving aids from kicking in is to not drive like a knobhead on the roads.

Fuck, I’ve become my dad.

That 3hp can be a handful, right?

Ok, but what time is the alarm set for?