Elven time conversion is the worst.

What I’m hearing is that we should mine the sun and make better use of all that fuel.

To moon landing, maybe. To fusion, no.

Mayy is good but Junch hits just right. Jaunch might be the best.

Now you have to walk infinity to get to your room, which is by an infinite amount of ice machines and elevators.

The bar is pretty low for billionaires. He’s not a pedo as far as anyone knows, so that puts him in rare company.

I think the most cunty public thing he does is collect yachts.

Hell yeah, congrats!

I’m not the person who asked the first time but I am curious, I’m literally asking you what you’re doing other than yelling at the Internet.

He hasn’t enshittified anything yet, and it’s looking like he might not ever, which is why people respect him.

There’s valid criticisms, yes, but that meme is dead accurate. I don’t want to imagine what gaming would look like today if someone like EA the same vast influence over the industry instead of Valve.

Do you usually react like this when someone asks a simple question?

What are you doing?

That video is going to be awesome a year from now

OP is talking about identity theft, not physically losing your card.

Plot twist: The crop is human misery.

Well, Krab at least. Who knows what’s in Krab.

I stopped looking at the news for eleven seconds, what fresh hell did I miss?

Yeah, Biden negotiated that.

now that’s a mental image.

I’ve been on both sides of that zoom call, and yeah, the amenities are there because they expect you to live there