A link to goatse.

Wow, that does sound rather manly.

I haven’t read the article.

No, they aren’t.

Do you jerk it? Trying to figure out yiur methodology asap. Want to share the news with my wife.

I call men bitches daily.

You have far too much faith in taste.

It will literally finger-blast your anus without yiu asking.

Yea… I think we can swing a sex swing.

If you are afraid that it won’t wank you off I had the same worry. I contacted the manufacturer and wanking is def on the table.

My tongue can taste the fabric of the universe.

I’m afraid of what would happen if I try to determine the number of licks it takes to get to the center.

Pls stop me.

Do it responsibly and eat what you hunt?

Go to town.

Bullshit. This bullshit ass edible isn’t doing shit and it’s been like 15 minutes.

Why meth addicts, though?

I watched a kid try this in high school. Just took a full fucking mouthful of powder. Coughed and wheezed as he tried to gag it down and then hacked a bunch and it hurt like fuck.

Then he didn’t get high, per se, more like writhed in stomach pain all night.

Would recommend watching another dude try it 10/10.

You are correct.

Dude, you’re not the only one who doesn’t like Billy Corrigan by far.

Enjoying old pumpkin stuff is different.

At this point?

At what point wasn’t he?

They’ve seen live in real time how they can buy a president if they have mass enough fortune.

They have something new to aspire to outside of massive hoarding of wealth.

Lol, I appreciate it. Someone downvoted me immediately!