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I’ve been using 1Password for about a year now and like it a lot

NATURE VALLEY IS A GOD TIER GRANOLA BAR!!!

Depends on the jurisdiction. I got a decent severence and was still eligible for unemployment in WA state USA.

I think about this a lot

Would I be able to post my nudes there?

Sorry about your cars, y’all
-an American

HELL YEAH, BROTHER!!!

you can get fired for not being positive enough

This is a sign of a broken organization

Masturbate, play with my ass, and scroll porno on my phone. All at once!

Unfortunate we live in such a prudish country.

Silly animals!

Another vote for Ubuntu.

I tried it as my first Linux distro about 5 years ago. There was some learning curve, but I really enjoyed it.

I’ve been using it for 5 years now. I’m glad I switched from windows!

Glad to hear that old-school opioids are still being produced.

Really impressive that F9 is taking on Gore like this. They’re a famously vindictive and litigious company.

I haven’t checked, but I’m guessing EVERYTHING he says about Gore Tex is an easily provable fact.

If it wasn’t, Gore would sue fortnine.ca off the surface of the earth

Agreed. It’s been common throughout history for people to live on only beer and water for a few weeks at a time.

I imagine you could survive at least a few months on doppelbock if you were in good health beforehand.

Diablo 2 Resurrected. Rolling a new character as Sony decided I needed to pay for online access to play my other character.

Fuck that. I only do single player. I’ll just make a new one!

I was thinking the same thing.

Good for you for working on your depression!

Reject modernity, embrace tradition

Your troubleshooting skills are above average, tbh.

You’ve identified that there’s an issue. You tried something simple to remedy. You even tried it again to make sure.

You didn’t make a bunch of crazy assumptions about what the problem was. You didn’t do a bunch of weird shit all at once to try to fix it. You didn’t do something to make the problem worse.

You’re doing great!