Gargamel thought that introducing a woman would disrupt Smurf society. But it turns out Smurfs have two personality attributes: the one attached to their name and being very, very into dudes. It’s lore. Look it up.

The only shocking thing here is that they fired her instead of giving her 7 days of unpaid leave for violating the department’s password sharing policy or some such nonsense.

Red Bull tastes like ass. I never understood how it became the most popular energy drink.