Toothpaste can work sometimes too.

~psychedelic music interlude~

New fave Christmas jam - Megan Trainor feat. Earth, Wind and Fire - Holidays

All time fave - Dominick the Donkey

Please never again - Mariah Carey anything.

It’s like you’re looking right at me with these things, damn!

A…fleshy?!

They are a robust subculture, Woop Woop! There is lots of interesting info on this group online, although I’m not able to link atm, sorry!

Same but I don’t use a knife, you can just snap bananas in half with your bare hands!

How else is the town gonna get new benches without the soft plastics?!

Background-sleep-noise people unite! I have a sound app that has tons of options, like boiling mud is a choice, but no star trek warp core! What a missed opportunity, I wonder if I would prefer it to the"red noise" option I use 🤔

I know, me too!

I have standards! (Also limited font choices).

Thank you, that’s high praise!

Just trying to blend in with you internet youths! Is it working?

I tried my hand on one of those AI image makers… Almost got kicked off twice because apparently “like-a-virgin-era Madonna but a sturgeon” is considered inappropriate somehow.

I too join in the under-the-bed club. So hard to clean, why not any of the many hard floors?!

Treat yo’self!

The answer is Dr. Bronners, and always towards the heart!

It’s a miracle I’m even here on Lemmy when it’s this new honestly, I’m easily a decade behind the times!

Anyone rocking sandy-sounding knees when going up stairs or just me?! 😩