How did the Welsh shepherd find his sheep in the long grass? Very satisfying.

Know why Scots wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a kilometer away.

That’d be a great way for me to get dragged along, showing some stupid hobbitses the way into Mordor

Her talent is wonderful, a truly hidden artform. It’s a shame the talent show organizer couldn’t recognize that fact.

I can do a pretty decent Smeagol impression, complete with moving about on all fours. There really isn’t a time and place for that to emerge, sadly.

I do this safely from the comfort of my basement by playing Subnautica. No way I’d even consider doing this in real life

I started my day off by listening to the album Modern Life is Lonely by Holding Absence in its entirety.

Touch the tummy, I say. Touch it!

I bought my yubikey at least 7-8 years ago and then stopped keeping up on comparisons. I honestly have no idea which is the best, because there are varying use cases and standards available. Yubikey works for my use case and threat model, but I have no idea what would be best for yours. I wish I could be more specific for you but also don’t want to give you misleading info.

Fair enough. I like the ease of simply touching it. It’s less of a frustration for when my wife wants to access my password manager

Same, plus a yubikey for 2FA

Tough to tell without lifting her tail, and if you’re doing that, I have bigger concerns. Like why you’re in my home.

Yes, I was singing it to her at the time. Otherwise she would settle back in. Her eyes are always so stunning, so I needed to get them in the photo.

Wonderful! When Nox hops in a box, my wife and I sing “It’s a Nox in a box!” to the tune of Dick in a Box

Dennis looks like a stately fellow!

I’m not nearly half as clever

In our home, Nox in a box is sung in the same fashion as Dick in a Box by the Lonely Island.

I will give her lots of nose rubs and chin scritches!

I work in environmental/hazardous waste investigation and remediation. The color of the nitrile gloves doesn’t make a difference in the chemical resistance of them. A sharp hook or knife will go through the nitrile just as readily as your skin. I recommend buying nitrile coated cut resistant gloves. These are made of fabric with kevlar strands woven through them and then dipped in nitrile primarily for grip. You can wear standard nitrile gloves underneath them for chemical/smell protection. The kevlar woven gloves are good for accidental slips with a sharp object but may not stand up to intentional cutting/puncturing. There are different grades of cut and puncture resistance depending on the weave.

I use keepassXC/keepass2android paired with a yubikey as 2FA for a password manager. One Yubikey lives in my PC, the other is on my keychain. I then synchronize databases between PC and Android. There is some friction for use, but I’m personally okay with that.

I use Mullvad for VPN (I know the fascist issues amd haven’t gotten around to switching yet).

I typically have good luck on Soulseek for TTRPG books. I use Seeker on Android and Nicotine+ on desktop.