So in Seattle last week there was a man who accidentally shot himself in the leg while driving his car. He called 911 because he obviously needed help, but tried to tell cops that he was shot by a stranger while driving. They asked why there were no entry holes in his car, and I think he went to jail for being a dumbass.
Anyway, how do we know JFK didn’t accidentally shoot himself and then try to cover it up because he was so embarrassed.
In the original, you pulled them out, but parents probably got sick of losing the teeth.
Edit: This concept is demonstrated in this historical document https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-aEpGsH0a8
The children yearn for crocodile dentistry.
The best smelling one.
Old Spice was not long for this woeld.
I think it’s interesting that in 2005, the internet had a ton of popups and scammy ads that told you “you just won a free iPod!” and everyone knew that was a thing. There was even a gag about it in Scary Movie 3 (2003):
Yet you don’t hear people complain about that as much today. It’s like so much of the internet has been cordoned off into walled gardens that most users don’t see pages out in the open.
Will it overflow? Will we have a -32768chan?
Based on the description, my guess is that the script solved the problem of having the line interrupted by only doing a single 56k transaction per phone call.
Lots of times, phone calls were billed $$$ for the first minute and $ for every minute after that. If her script only did one transaction per call and not even using the full minute, that could add up fast.
And, given that it took a month for the bill to come, she could have been doing something wrong even during the day. Nobody would have noticed until the bill, and the 1am calls stood out the most when the bill finally came. Maybe there was a local exchange that didn’t require long distance?
I also suggest putting ketchup in the soap pump dispenser. Really throws them for a loop.
There’s literally an episode of Doug where Doug’s standard outfit inexplicably becomes super popular. So watch 90s Nick to learn what to do.
Also from this fine media establishment:
Also, for a writer named “John,” he seems to really like wearing women’s clothing
And I don’t know where he finds the time to get dressed considering he’s written 18 articles so far today some in just 14 minutes.
See also (SFW link)
I was shocked to learn that most projectors are only 2k.
They do limit free movement though. Like the guy they pull over whose wife is going into space-labor was pulled over for leaving the city.
many book scanners use a wedge shape and two angled cameras to scan the pages when the book is held open at about a 5 degree angle
A birdwatching friend of mine has decided that if he ever discovers a new species, he’s naming it “seagull” regardless of where he finds it or what it looks like just to piss off all the ornithologists.
Very well executed, though not sure how I feel about the glass plate squishing the pages down like that.
Music software that shuffles entire albums and plays them end to end before switching to another random album.