I don’t need to turn my butter into a tamagotchi. I can barely take care of myself.

Someone has to pay for the upkeep of all those Nazi summer homes.

No, it’s just not that funny.

Just Last Crusade it and throw some dirt on the wall.

Set up a pizza delivery the day before to ensure it shows up at the exact time I want it. Figure out a good movie ahead of time. Order a fresh bottle of lotion off amazon. Do some stretches with my wrists the day of. Light some candles. You know, the basics.

There was an animated video, hand drawn, animated on the 1s and smooth as fuck. It was two orbs colliding and battling like they were atoms, and then at the end of the video it was a nuclear explosion. Or something like that. This would have been from like 20+ years ago back on Newgrounds or something, but I’ll be damned if I can find it.

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Mega guillotine I’m voting for you!

HIS NAME IS FERDINAND!

Only if she’s eternally tormented by a love that could never be with a ruffian named Ferdinand.

“Ha ha, isn’t it funny how Americans tip in restaurants.”

“It is! That’ll be $5 for the water, ma’am.”

I work with three of them. Two fell off the wagon, and the third is one of the nicest people I know.

Time to turn on the virtual machine and fire up the VPN. Let’s see how far this rabbit hole goes…

Lynch your leaders.

A nation of toddlers all screaming for something different and being unable to come together on a single point.

Edit for the downvoters: Without parties, you’d likely face some serious problems.

Coalition-building becomes nearly impossible. Right now, parties help aggregate different interests and forge compromises between, say, fiscal conservatives and social conservatives, or between labor unions and environmentalists. Without that pre-existing framework, every single issue would require building coalitions from scratch among hundreds of individual legislators.

Voters would be overwhelmed. Instead of choosing between a few party platforms, they’d need to research dozens or hundreds of individual candidates’ positions on every issue. Most people simply don’t have the time or expertise to make informed choices at that level of granularity.

Legislative chaos. You’d essentially have a legislature full of independents trying to form temporary alliances on every vote. Look at how difficult it becomes when even a small number of members break from party discipline, and now imagine that as the permanent state of affairs.

Accountability becomes murky. Parties provide a way for voters to hold someone responsible for governance. Without them, when things go wrong, who exactly do you vote against?

The irony is that even in a “no-party” system, informal factions and coalitions would likely emerge anyway, but they’d just be less transparent and accountable to voters than formal parties are.

This is the only bag I’ve bought. The first one came with my old camera, a basic Nikon bag. It was never meant for the gear I have, I’ve just been making it work.

I guess it was a new camera bag. I didn’t need it, but I wanted it. Turns out, having a bag with a long enough strap to go cross body makes it a lot easier to lug around my camera, a handful of lenses, and my tripod for a few hours while I walk around. Totally worth it.

That looks like the meatball they didn’t expect anyone to order.

Exactly. Wouldn’t want to catch cold.

Filling empty beer bottles with hand sanitizer. Pass them out at marches so people don’t get sick.