chillbo_baggins [he/him]

Real men!

C’mon

Who monitors the monitor lizards?

Gran used to make us fresh-sqeezed D juice every summer smh

act shit, get hit 💀💀

Whoa 🤔 I’m about a Devito and a half tall! (rounded up) That makes me feel strong!

I could probably lift two Devitos!

My favorite part is falling asleep thinking about all the writing I’m totally going to do tomorrow. It’s gonna be sick

Tomorrow

Actually, Pavlov WAS the dog. Pavlov’s dogs were his friends, who accompanied him on his adventure to find a bell and drool on it.

I’ve cosplayed as a Ghostbuster and Dr Doom at conventions, it’s a blast!

Putting the costumes together gave me a break from computer stuff, which was nice, and gave me an excuse to obsess about my interests.

Going out in public wearing a costume is always nerve-wracking. But the anxiety disappears as soon as you get close to the event. When I saw someone walking down the sidewalk, dressed as Megaman, I knew I was home.

Walking around in cosplay at a convention is like being a celebrity for 4 hours! Everyone knows who you are, and wants a picture with you. As a Ghostbuster, I get high fives from every other GB (there’s always a bunch, young and old). As Dr. Doom, I had a 5yo girl (dressed as Minnie mouse) come up and tell me I’m her favorite. It was magical.

Clearly he needs the massive stripey side burns

Figma is the worst tech product name since Wrike

Just some gentle office shidding, no worry, back to work

Niel DeBush Tyson

Double blind comedy

Idk why other cities don’t do this, where tf are the wheelchair-bound people supposed to sit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

oh no…there’s…
^^…chunks

They keep trying to text us, but it shows up upside down

iirc the “Hello my baby, Hello my ragtime gal” song was written specifically about the telephone. “Hello” wasn’t a common irl greeting at the time

Howard and Emerson in 1899: sup bring that booty girl btb"