Don’t apologise, this was a great post!

Selling off the organs seems like it would be less annoying then dealing with a child longer term.

Duck duck go, is my current primary search. Work a look IMHO

You require a multiple days drive for a vacation?

Why do you need to fly for vacation? When did flying for vacation become mandatory?

I’ll second this!

Loofah with soap on it, I’m not a heathen! Haha. Everytime I shower without the loofah you just don’t feel properly clean, not into it.

What do you mean by this?

The most recent, Dave the diver!!